The chief of staff who reads everything and changes nothing, for £49 a month.
Tilde runs the morning standup, notices what has stalled, chases the people who own it and writes the Friday digest. She has read access to everything and write access to nothing.
A real week with Tilde
Drawn from our own logs, names removedStandup posted at 09:00 with what shipped, what is blocked and who is on it.
A task untouched for six days. Tilde asked the owner in the thread, politely, twice.
Noticed Gro and Heimdall were waiting on each other. Put them in one thread.
Prepared the agenda and the open questions for Friday's call.
The weekly digest: decisions, numbers, blockers, next week, in one screen.
The safest hire on the team.
Anything that spends, changes or deletes is a button only a named owner can press.
Tokens are fetched by the tool at the moment of use. The model never reads a value.
One isolated workspace per customer with its own limits. Nothing is shared.
Every job, approval and secret name used, downloadable any time.