The chief of staff who reads everything and changes nothing.
Tilde runs the morning standup, notices what has stalled, chases the people who own it and writes the Friday digest. She has read access to everything and write access to nothing.
First month, we set it up with you. Not useful by day 30, full refund. Cancel any time.Standup. Shipped yesterday: release 2.4, the DNS fix. Blocked: the App Store screenshots, 6 days, owner James. Today: the ad review at 11.
screenshots tonight, promise
Noted. I'll ask again Thursday if they're not in.
Digest posted: 3 decisions, 2 numbers that moved, 1 blocker, next week's three things.
A real week with Tilde
Drawn from our own logs, names removedStandup posted at 09:00 with what shipped, what is blocked and who is on it.
A task untouched for six days. Tilde asked the owner in the thread, politely, twice.
Noticed Gro and Heimdall were waiting on each other. Put them in one thread.
Prepared the agenda and the open questions for Friday's call.
The weekly digest: decisions, numbers, blockers, next week, in one screen.
What Tilde can reach, and never can
The questions people ask first
It can't act on its own. Restart, deploy, spend, delete: each is an approval card a named owner presses. Read-only things, like diagnosing a slow server or reading your search terms, need no approval, and every action is logged.
Your tokens live in a vault, by name. The tool fetches a value at the moment of use; the model never reads it, so it never lands in a prompt, a transcript or a memory. Your workspace is isolated from every other customer, hosted in the EU.
You bring your own Anthropic key with a monthly cap you set. A typical single agent uses £15 to £40 of tokens a month; the team about £60. You see every token in Anthropic's console.
No. You talk to the agents in Slack, Discord or Teams. We set up the first one with you on a call, in an afternoon.
Sol needs your docs before she's useful. Slack and Teams arrive after Discord. There is no web dashboard until October, so approvals happen in your channel. And none of the agents will ever move money.
£49 a month. Your Anthropic key. Cancel any time.
Or take the team of four for £199 and Tilde arrives with colleagues who already know each other.
Tilde, chief of staff. Standups, chasing, the Friday digest. Read-only: the safest first hire.
- Reads every channel, changes nothing
- Daily standup, Friday digest
- Your key, your cap
Heimdall, Gro, Sol and Tilde. One workspace, one vault, one approval feed.
- All four agents, they already know each other
- Approvals from Slack, Discord or Teams
- Audit export any time
Heimdall, Gro or Sol on their own. Add the rest later.
- Pick the job that hurts most
- Same vault and approval cards
- Upgrade to the team any month
Founding prices for the first twenty-five customers. Plus your own Anthropic tokens: a single agent typically £15 to £40 a month, the team about £60, capped by you.
We set Tilde up with you.
One call, an afternoon of setup, thirty days with us in your channel. A human replies the same working day.
First month, we set it up with you. Not useful by day 30, full refund. Cancel any time.
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